Pre-show: Brad and Angelina TOTALLY dissed Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet. They wouldn't even stop. LOVE IT! Then, Colin Farrel dropped an F bomb live on the red carpet.
8:00 - I have my Trader Joes dark chocolate covered cherries and sparkling lemonade. Here we go!!
8:03 - J Lo's dress is awful - it looks just like a fish I made for a school project in 7th grade.
8:04 - Yeah - Kate Winslet wins supporting actress for "The Reader." Beautiful bracelette, great dress, her fake eyelashes even look good.
8:06 - Sting looks like a homeless man.
8:09 - Bruce Springstein wins for Original Song. Bruce looks pretty good, trying to figure out if he has hair plugs....
8:15 - - Neil Patrick Harris better win!!
8:16 - Not fair that mini-series get paired against TV shows....I demand a recount for NPH! (Did you all see him on Saturday Night Live last night - hilarious!)
8:21 - While we're in a commercial break, be on the lookout for Renee Zellweger. I didn't get a chance to say earlier that she is by far the WORST dressed.
8:26 - What is up with Don Cheadle's eyes? Bloodshot and watery - me thinks he has been partaking in something backstage...
8:36 - Ricky Gervais can do no wrong. I love that he just shushed the crowd!
8:40 - The oldest Jonas Bro is so definitely gay. Which of course means he is my fav.
8:42 - Johnny Depp is dirty hot.
8:52 - Jake Gyllenhal in the house!! He's really pretty, almost too pretty.
8:54 - Drew Barrymore looks like Marilyn Monroe "the later years" - smudged makeup, bad hair, and a dress that just doesn't fit.
8:57 - Demi Moore looks better than her daughter...how sad.
9:07 - As Colin Farrel is presenting he sniffs and says "I have a cold...it's not the thing it used to be..." Also, he's teeny tiny. Wonder who is taller: Colin Farrel, Tom Hanks, or David Archuleta?
9:10 - Maggie Gyllenhal looks pretty, but I just don't like the dress fabric. Aaron Ekhart on the other hand looks like a tasty morsel of yummy goodness.
9:23 - Yea, Alec Baldwin won for 30 Rock. A seriously funny show - - if you don't watch you're missing out!
9:29 - I told you Renee Zellweger was a hot mess!
9:33 - Glenn Close looks like a Christmas Tree Ornament from 1940.
9:38 - Woo Hoo 30 Rock wins again! They should let Tracy Morgan do all of the acceptance speeches, he's always so high he makes me laugh.
9:40 - Gotta pause the show to go get my sheets out of the dryer. I've become almost as OCD as my BFF...I have to wash the sheets every Sunday night or I can't go to bed!
9:43 - I don't think Pierce Brosnan ever ages. He still looks the same as he did on Remmington Steele.
9:44 - Kate Beckinsale's earrings look like they really hurt. When she takes them off tonight she's going to have ears that belong in National Geographic.
9:48 - Tina Fey wins for 30 Rock. How much would I love if she did the Sarah Palin pageant walk!
10:14 - I love this stuff and I'm getting really bored...maybe Justin will show up to do a surprise NSync reunion to wake me up.
10:28 - I can't look at Sascha Baron Cohen and not expect to hear the Borat voice.
10:30 - Vicky Christina Barcelona wins for Best Musical or Comedy - I'm on the waiting list for this from the brary. I figure Scarlet Johannsen, Penelope Cruise, and Javier Bardem can't be too bad?
10:37 - Mark Wahlberg - - "say hello to your Mother for me"
10:39 - Kate Winslet wins again for Best Actress in a motion picture. She's crying and shocked and at a complete loss for words.
10:43 - Serena Van Derwoodson and Dwight Schrute!!
10:44 - Mad Men wins for best TV drama.
10:50 - Only ten more minutes of this....must stay awake.
10:51 - Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama goes to Mickey Rourke. Wow...now here is a surprise win and a fashion train wreck all wrapped up in one.
10:52: Jennifer, please note that I never ever want my highlights to look like Mickey Rourke's.
10:59 - Best Motion Picture Drama goes to Slumdog Millionaire. Some men with really really really bad teeth accept the award.
That's all folks! Thanks for joining me - - now I'm going to start watching all of the post shows!!
3 comments:
You are so right-- Sting does look like a homeless man with his darkly-dyed beard and hair! Plus his skin looks all greasy...
--Jenn
You got it. No highlights like Mickey Rourke. Nice play-by-play tonight! I enjoyed it thoroughly and completely agreed with you on just about everything. Especially Renee with her "scrunched" hair and Drew Barrymore with that, well, ridiculousness. Her hairdresser gives us all a bad name. --- Jenn
My random comments:
Eva Longoria looks beautiful, also liked Eva Mendes (fab necklace) Not wild about Blake Lively's dress.Women should learn how to stand up straight. Tom Cruise has had "work done" -- he looks really good. Did not recognize Sting. Simon Baker is HOT. I want to read "Revolutionary Road". Best news of the night: Sylar is going to be "Spock?!!!
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