Live Blog of the American Music Awards

I figure since I'm going to watch the American Music Awards tonight, I might as well post my comments as I watch. Here goes...

8:00 - Christina Augillera comes out to perform a medley of her hits. Wearing a dark trench coat...bet she strips it off within 10 seconds.

8:01 - I was right...Christina took off the trench coat and has on thigh high boots with something that resembles lingerie. Actually quite covered up for her.

8:07 - Jimmy Kimmel comes out to host. He manages to slam the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Mariah Carey, and David Archuleta all in the first minute. He just said "for a bunch of virgins, these Jonas Brothers are going through women like the Yankees starting lineup." I love Jimmy Kimmel.

8:11 - Jamie Foxx bugs.

8:12 - What the hell does Alicia Keys have on her head?

8:15 - New Kids on the Block!! Yes, I saw them at the Ohio State Fair around 1989 and I was immediately in love. Now, not so much.

8:18 - NKOTB perfoming with cheesy video screens behind them. This is awful...

8:23 - Paris Hilton looks beautiful. She has some problems reading the tele-prompter, poor thing.

8:24 - T-Pain (who I've never seen before) looks just like Mr. Teeth from the Muppet Show.

8:26 How ironic that Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots fame is high as a kite while introducing Pink who is singing "Sober."

8:36 - I think I've told everyone - but I know Taylor Swift's bass player. Does that make me famous? No? Damn....

8:48 - The lead singer of Nickelback has a new hair cut...it's better. Not so 1985 any more.

8:49 - Kanye just won an award. He really loves himself. Like really, really loves himself.

8:52 - Leona Lewis looks beautiful but her bonnie bell nail polish makes her look like a idiot.

9:00 - Can we talk about Miley for a second? She makes me want to pull my fingernails out by the root. I realize I'm not her target demographic...but I like everything else that 12 year olds like. I just don't understand why she's popular.

9:04 - Who's taller, David Archuleta or a Keebler Elf?

9:12 - Coldplay sounds like crap. I think Chris Martin (lead singer) was smoking something with Snoop backstage before this performance....

9:16 - There is confetti covering the stage from the Coldplay performance. I feel sorry for whoever has to bust their ass to sweep that up during the commercial break.

9:24 - Mariah actually looks very pretty. It looks like she's crying as she's singing? Either the wind machine is making her tear up, or she hates the sound of her voice as much as I do. Thank God for a DVR with fast forward capabilities...

9:30 - Daughtry!!! Wow do they need a new stylist...

9:37 - That chick from Grey's Anatomy (who is now on Private Practice) looks pregnant. I have no idea if she is or not? But I do like her hair - - Jen, you should cut yours like that.

9:42 - Oh no, Kanye won again, and I am caught up with real time. I have no means of fast forwarding. What to do, what to do...

9:44 - I want to marry the Jonas Brothers. All three of them. Maybe if I move to Utah I can find a place where that is legal.

9:46 - Beyonce is performing "Single Ladies" - how much would I love it if Justin came out to reprise his role as a backup dancer like on SNL. This song is catchy - I likey.

9:49 - Beyonce needs to invest in some Spanx for this performance.

10:03 - The Pussycat Dolls are singing "I hate this part" - funny, that's just what I was thinking.

10:13 - JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!

10:16 - All female performers should watch Annie Lennox and learn. What an absolutely amazing singer, humanitarian, and performer. This song gives me chills.

10:32 - Rihanna is wearing a sequin covered eye patch. Arggggg matey

10:44 - Kanye performing in what looks like 3D glasses with a fox tail sticking out of the side of his pants. Those kids today....

10:47 - Sarah McLachlan!! Pink!! OMG!!! They're doing a duet of Angel - - must go find online immediately to put on my ipod.

11:00 - The show's over. Whew... that was a long one. At least Justin was there near the end to wake me up!